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[bubosquared]

Five minutes and thirty-one seconds until my smoke break. Yes, I'm counting down. In fact, I downloaded and installed a wee countdown thingie for my desktop, so I could monitor exactly how much longer I have to suffer. (Four minutes, thirty-five seconds.)

Meanwhile, I'm amusing myselfwith the help of an Aero bar and a mug of hot coffee. Aero tingles when it melts on your tongue due to the coffee! It feels weird, but nice. (Two minutes thirty-nine seconds.) There has to be a way to use that in a fellatio scene somehow, I know there is. (One minute three seconds.) Hm. Do you think they'd still have Aero bars in five hundred years? (Twenty-nine seconds.)

(Three ... Two ... One ... WOOHOO NICFIX!)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, I had a countdown to my afternoon break. It's Friday afternoon, dammit, if there was a way to bottle how I feel right now, you could sell it as HP merchendise. "Liquid Dementor"! Which, coincidentally, is what has currently replaced my brain.

tangent? what tangent? fweeeeeeh ...

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

*will be kind and not point out that where she is, it's already 11:30 PM on Friday*

Twenty-one minutes, forty-six seconds

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Don't take this personally, but I hate you and I want you to die. In fact, in my head, I'm already doing unspeakable things to your corpse.

Re: Twenty-one minutes, forty-six seconds

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

You've already done unspeakable things to my corpse once. It's becoming a bit passe.

Anyway, what about the rest of Australia? That's gonna take a lot of killing. Oh, except the schoolkiddies and the teachers, you should leave them alone, they just got through their first week back after the summer holidays, I feel they deserve some kind of reprieve.

Fifteen minutes, thirty-six seconds ...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Good point--though that illustrates quite nicely how fucking long this week's been, gah.

How about I do unspeakable things to your body while you're still breathing, instead?

Re: Fifteen minutes, thirty-six seconds ...

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I feel that might violate some unspoken moral code I have, though I am not sure. This may take some thinking.

Anyway, if your rationalization is still that it's 11:45 over here, doesn't that mean you have to do unspeakable things to all Australia? The problem remains.

Re: Fifteen minutes, thirty-six seconds ...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Moral ... code? *tilts head* What is this new devilry?

the rest of australia may live for now, as they are not over here rubbing it in my face. :P

Re: Fifteen minutes, thirty-six seconds ...

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

It's kind of like herpes, it periodically crops up and makes life very unpleasant, and it's catching if you come in contact with it, but it's not around all the time. I seem to be having a flare-up.

... fair enough, I suppose.

Four minutes, fifty seconds WHEEEE!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Isee, you should probably go see a doctor about that, it sounds painful.

and when you are gone, I am going to BED

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Perhaps. Enjoy your freedom. ^^; (think! At the end of this, I will be back at work and you will be still having your weekend.)