bubosquared | (no subject)

Augh coworkers discussing pregnancy. *hides*

Dear H&S Officer: The fact that I'm blowing on my fingers to warm them? Not, in fact, amusing. I know you "like to keep [us] awake," but if I'm col, most people will be, and most people don't work well in the cold. Especially those of us with bad circulation in our hands, who have to stop typing every five minutes to warm up again. Bastards. *goes to stick hands under blow drier*

Okay, Dutch people need to stop calling up and saying "Ik heb een vraag aan u." ("I have a question to you.") Teeth. On. Tinfoil!

And for fuck's sake, poeople, enunciate and speak up before I find a way to bitchslap you through the phone line!

I'm cold and tired. Woe.