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Why Melle Is Not Cut Out For Adult Life, a play in one act:
Melle: *attempts to drink coffee, instead spills coffee down cleavage* "Ack!" *hastily grabs tissue and stuffs down cleavage before coffee can stain white shirt*
Melle's coworkers: *weird looks*
Melle: *pauses the stuffing of tissue down cleavage* "Er ... I can explain, I swear."

You all need to go and see this scan, which makes me want to cuddle Tony Blair. (... I know, okay? I know. Shut up.)

I've finally finished tagging all 5,000+ entries in my LJ. *falls over dead* Now to reorganise my memories section, heh. It was kind of fun to do, though, because it gave me an opportunity to re-read my entries from early 2001, which contain my descend into popslash, my dropping out of school and getting my first job, the first time I bleached my hair, getting my first tattoo and piercings, not to mention stuff about the Metallica List Wars, the Cassie Claire Scandal, etc. Talk about your trip down memory lane.

And I leave you with a random quote:

My neighbor has decided that it is Hammertime. I do not mean that he is engaging in a bit of impromptu carpentry; no, he is blasting, at what feels like full volume, MC FUCKING HAMMER. "Can't Touch This," "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em," "2 legit 2 Quit," and all the other non-classics. I am getting ready to grab a baseball bat and scream "YOU'LL HAVE TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY, FUCKWAD," and beat him.
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You all need to go and see this scan, which makes me want to cuddle Tony Blair.

You too, huh?

I must not cuddle the Prime Minister, I must not cuddle the Prime Minister, I must not cuddle the Prime Minister, ...

Aw, go on. He desrves it for putting up with Dubya so well.

... *cuddles the Prime Minister*

*joins you*

We should possibly hide now before his wife smakcs us ...

..Good plan.

*drags you under the bed to hide* If you find any old muses under here, try not to wake them up, yeah?

Oh. Is that what I stepped on?

Oh, great, you pissed off LarsMuse, now I'll never hear the end of this.

Ooops. You could shut him up with Jasonmuse? Even Lars can't talk with his mouth full.

Ha! Wanna bet?

I am so not stupid enough to put money on Lars not talking. But it would be fun to watch him try.

You're not? :D

*watches Lars try* (Kirk: *swats him* "Don't talk with your mouth full, it's not polite.")

Bitch. :P

Lars: "Mmmph!"

Yes. Yes, he is. :D

Big slimy tentacled wiseass. *glare*

Laris isn't slimy or tentacles ...

(Well, not as far as I know, anyway. And if he is, I don't want to know!)

I was refering to YOU.

(Yeek. Ditto. (Metallica/Lovecraft crossover?))

(I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that ...)

(MUAHAHAHA!)

EVIL!

He makes Monkey Boy much more articulate than I would give him credit for. Well, to be fair, he was quite articulate before he quit drinking and became born again. I don't know what happened.

And, god. Bush/Blair. *scrubs brain furiously with wire brush*

Is there more of this G8 comic thingy? I think it's quite cool.

I have no idea, sadly, but if there is, I really want it!

May I

metaquotes your one-act play?

*giggles* Feel free!

Or, on second thought, I've started quoting again. I'll just yoink it for myself.

YAY QUOTES!

Awwww, my little Tony! *rolls him up in a blanket and snuggles*

Prime Minister Burrito! Excellent! *snuggles also, brings hot chocolate for all*

I love that scan. Weirdly enough, I get what his Bush is talking about.

But yes to the cuddling. *cuddles Blair carefully*

I sorta get what he's talking about, in that politicians need to make unpopular decisions sometimes, but OTOH, completely dismissing the opinions of a whole lot of people and calling them "assholes" isn't showing a high opinion of your subjects. :/

*gives Blair milk and cookies*

The "doing marches just to feel better" sounds true to me as well. At least for some people.

But yes, calling your ~~minions~~ people assholes isn't exactly...well...politically correct.