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[bubosquared]

To: Coworker
From: The girl on your right who's trying to actually do some work around here
Re: Singing et al

Dude,

If you don't STFU right now I will not be held responsible for my actions. I have Doc Marten's and I'm not afraid to use them. Consider yourself warned.

Glaring,
Me

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Sadly, our work computers don't have speakers. Boo.

Also, that won't work against borderline racist jokes, which he's dfoing now. Argh. *hides from the asshole*

[wibbble]

Another option is hitting them in the head with a large book.

If needed, I can loan you some large books. My calculus book is particularly effective - as well as being really big, it's also hardback.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I have a hardback version of Wolves of the Calla, which I'm pretty sure could be potentially described as "heavy weapon" if used in an assault, so I'm covered there.

(I'm seriously thinking of looking into what I can do to make then at least shut their faces where I can hear them. Racist fucktards will be around forever, I'm sure, but they make me horridly uncomfortable if I have to listen to them, and I really don't want to have to put up with that for however much longer I'mna be at this job. :/ )

[omgimnaked.livejournal.com]

You could just kill her. I'm just sayin'.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it's tempting. But then I'd have to work the French lines and I don't speak enough French for that. So they can live. For now.