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[bubosquared]

Pornish drabble for deepsix and ladyjaida. SeanB/Orlando, set in this bizarre universe ruby_fruit and I conceived of, in which the Fellowship is at Hogwarts.

SeanB is Chaser and Captain of the Slytherin (I think) Quidditch team, and Orlando's Seeker for Ravenclaw Gryffindor, and for the sake of the drabble, that's all you need to know.

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Sean's not entirely sure how they ended up here, although thinking about it later, he'll realise that a broom closet is of course the most logical place for two Quidditch players to make out in. This does not, however, explain in any way why he's making out with the Gryffindor Seeker in the first place.

Not that he minds, because Orlando is every bit as agile on the ground as he is in the air, and the kid kisses better than Viggo, and there's something he never thought he'd find himself thinking. Orlando's hands deftly slide under the waistband of his trousers, and then he's not thinking much of anything anymore.

"Fuck," he gasps against Orlando's lips, and he can vaguely see Orlando's slightly smug grin in the dim light.

"That's what I was hoping for, yes," Orlando says, and before Sean can react, Orlando's lips are on his again.

Further details of the universe: Liv is Orlando's older sister, Viggo used to be with Sean but now has a huge crush on Ian, who teaches DADA, Dom has a crush on Liv, Elijah and SeanA are the Sappiest Couple of Hogwarts, and Billy will sleep with anyone who's willing. (Dude, Amy, I think we forgot a Fellowship member. Oops?)

Why am I telling you all this? Because rather than write this, I'd like to turn it into a mini-RPG. Just three, maybe four of us, playing multiple characters, probably. Anyone interested?

Comments

[ktnb]

*dies* That is absolutely brilliant! If you find yourself needing a writer, let me know. (And technically, you forgot John Rhys-Davies, but everyone forgets about him, so it's understandable.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he plays my favourite character and I've often railed against people who forget him and I'm apparently a hypocrite. Um.

Whee, another player! That would make four, which I think is enough for a small universe like this. Orlando and SeanB are already taken, and I'm eyeing Ian and Liv myself, but do you have any preferences, or do you want to wait until I write up a more detailed plot synopsis?

[ktnb]

Wheee! I'm definitely interested in Viggo, especially with his crush on dear Professor McKellan (*g*), but I'm also eyeing Craig Parker...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Whoooo! You've got 'em! :D

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Um. Just out of sheer curiosity. Who's Craig Parker? That name rings absolutely no bell at all.

[ktnb]

Craig Parker = Haldir, the shiniest elf in Lothlorien, aka the one who brought the elves to Helm's Deep and then died horribly magically disappeared.

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Ah, OK. Thanks! :-) Now I also understand why I didn't recognise the name.

[ktnb]

Eeeeeeeeee! Thank you!

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Why isn't anyone interested int he hobbits? Aren't they cool enough? *pout*