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[bubosquared]

I really need to go out to get tobacco, but I'm afraid I'll be blown away. Holy fuck, man, I'm expecting to see cows fly by any minute now.

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[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Heh. Us too. I'm supposed to go shopping for shelves, and with the creaking windows, we're more of a "hiding out from the world" mood.

Mooooooooooooooo! There's a cow!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I neeeed my tobacco. Argh. If I'm not back in an hour, I've been hit in head with a pig.

[themongkey.livejournal.com]

Look out for that tanker! Eeeeeeeeek!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Days like this make me appreciate every single one of the 68 kg on my body. I swear, I saw several toddlers get blown into traffic.

And now, for some inexplicable reason, I want to get a pair of rollerskates and an umbrella ...

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

And yet, strangely, that doesn't surprise me.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I used to llive in a very drafty, but mostly traffic-free street. The things you come up with when you're twelve ...

[themongkey.livejournal.com]

They have those feminine product ads over there, too?

And I don't dare go out, and I weigh 91 kilos (in old money, that's "one at a time please").

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Feminine products ads? Nope. This is something I invented when I was a kid. Put on rollerskates, and use an umbrella to catch the wind so you get blown fporward by it.

... Why yes, I did grow up in a strnge neighbourhood. Why do you ask?