"The effects of artificial skull deformation" -- Strange Email, Film At Eleven!

[bubosquared]

People are freaks. In some cases, annoying freaks who cannot read a bloody email despite having a bunch of fancy letters aftheir names. Just wanted to point that out.

Still very much with the Draco-love. This can't be healthy. Anyone have any reccs for me? Rare Draco slash, or good Harry&Draco gen? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

(Oh, god, now my brain is giving my FerrrisBueller'sDayOff!HP images. Someebody kill me.)

Oh, yes. Seven people I'd sleep with:

1. Sophie Dahl;
2. 1980s!Madonna;
3. Debby Harris;
4. Larry Mullen Jr -- preferably baby!Larry, because I am a pedophile;
5. GnR!Duff McKagan;
6. Hermione Granger[*], once she grows up just a little more;
7. Zoe Wannamaker as Mme Hooch.

Yes, there are two men on there. Shut up. That's pretty much the extent of my List right now, so ha!

I am like the Force[**]. I have a light side, and a dark side, and I hold the universe together.

He is starting to take that mini!Marc&Oli thing a tad too serious, methinks. No, I don't care if you're in an alley, you're heading straight to Hogwarts and no random public sex on the way! I mean it!

*eyes WiP folder, pokes bunnies* Hrm.

* Not Emma, Hermione.
** Or, possibly, like duct tape.