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[bubosquared]

Y'know, I have a couple of these rather big paperclips. They're about 2 inches long, and I use them to hold large piles of paper together. I lust after them. I lust after paperclips. I'm so sick.

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[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

No, paper clips rule. I have some like that, in many different colours. And I have a paper clip type thing that has a face and eyeballs that roll.

(Paper clip slash? "It felt an intense connection to the other paperclip". "'We'll be together forever!'" What about paperclip orgies? They're v. easy to visualise.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Argh, dammit, you are both the devil! Now I'm gonna have to write it. Bitches. :p