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[bubosquared]

People who will be first against the wall when the Glorious Revolution comes:

• People who spread out all over the escalator. Pick a side, dammit. Left or right, I don't care, but leave the other side open for those of us who actually walk on these things.
• Men, except those who are willing to make out with each other for our viewing pleasure.
• Poeople trying to limit my freedom in the name of some fucking cause. I don't case if it's American Dominance, USA Out Of North America, feminism, gay rights, slasher's right, whatever the fuck it is, limiting the individual's freedoms will, in the end, do more bad than good. If your cause is worthwhile, it'll preserve. If not, fuck off.
• People who think this is sexy, all females should strive to look like it, and anyone over size 12 is a "large woman".
• Anyone trying to tell me what to do, how to think, who to be or how to act. In fact, if you're in this group, I will shoot you personally and dance on your grave.

Was signed,
Glorious Leader Melle

Comments

**bounce** Can I join your army?

[katari.livejournal.com]

There are people around here who look like that and who look down on my friend Kristy--whom to me is skinny enough; she's naturally a size four, for chrissakes--and say that she's fat. It frightens me, and I worry that she'll start to believe them. I've seen too many people I know die already, and people like that are killing themselves.

Re: **bounce** Can I join your army?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Surely. *hands you a uniform, oddly enough consisting of jeans and a band-of-your-choice t-hirt* You are now General Tri, second in command.

And gah, I know. Size four? Um, I'm size ten, and I'm not really fat, yo. I hope she learns they're all idiots and ignore them. :/