Quotes

[bubosquared]

<minerva> Aaand jim Carry. With a non-rubbery face. Huh.
<Natlet> That's kinda creepy.
<minerva> It is. he looks too sinciere. Like he's about to come on to me.

<minerva> Okay. *Now* who the hell am i wathcing?
<minerva> Some cutey with glasses.
<Natlet> Hmm. I don't know.
<minerva> FRED! Ack!
<Natlet> FRED! Yay!
<Natlet> Dammit, I *really* want video on this.

<Natlet> BILLY!!!!!!!!
<Natlet> <runs upstairs to watch>
<minerva> BILLLYYYYYYYY!
<Natlet> Billybillybilly! <bouncebouncebouncebounce>
<Natlet> <sigh> My poor baby. He looks *old.*
<minerva> Aw.

* minerva mocks Callista Stickperson.
<Natlet> <g>
<minerva> Seriously.
<Natlet> I know

*** minerva changes topic to '"Who the fuck am I watching *now*?"_'
<Natlet> <g>
<minerva> That's my prevalent sentiment right now.

<Tri> What I want to know is why the hell Dave Matthews is covering Neil Young. </random>
<minerva> Well, Neil Young was covering John lennon earlier.
* minerva clobbers her brain. Covering should not have dirty connotations!
<Tri> I missed that part.
<Natlet> ha! I wasn't going to be the one to say it. <giggle>

<Tri> Erm. Nice jacket, dude. Whoever you are.
<minerva> I was about to ask.
<minerva> Nice voice, though.
<Tri> I'm leaning toward Ziggy Marley. But I'm nowhere near sure.
<Natlet> He does have a nice voice. No clue who he is.
<minerva> Ziggy Marley is younger, I think.

<Tri> Mariah Carey.
<minerva> Aieeeeeee! Mariah Carey!
<Natlet> Not running to see her, either.
* minerva runs in circles, distressed.
<Tri> Mellie, you okay?
* Natlet grabs Mellie and doesn't let her run in circles
<minerva> Make her STOOOOOP!
* Tri hands Mellie a cup of coffee. I think you need it.
<Tri> Mute the television, then. <g>
* Natlet grabs Mariah Carey and ties her up

<minerva> Jon!!!!
<Natlet> Jon?
<minerva> Jess, go!!!!!!
<minerva> Watch!
<Natlet> <runs>
<Tri> Bon Jovi.
<minerva> oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my goooooood!
<minerva> Ahem.
<minerva> Cute. Adorable. Wah.
<Tri> Aww, does teenie!Mellie want a cookie?
<Tri> "Oh, okay, he's still good looking. He just had to step back and unscrew his face. But he's not as goodlooking as he used to be." --The Mother, re Bon Jovi.
<minerva> Dude. Cake, cookies, chocolate, ... You people *want* me sugarhigh, is that it?
<minerva> Bwahahahaha! WTF?
<Tri> That's what I said.

<Tri> Dude. Who is this woman?
<Natlet> Lucy Liu
<Tri> I like.
<minerva> Someone else off Ally McSkinny.
<Tri> Ahem.
* minerva isn't witty at 4:30 AM. Sarcastic, but not witty.
<Tri> That sounds like McD's latest sandwich.

<minerva> STIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
<Tri> Sting. Oh, dearie.
* minerva screams.
<minerva> Oh. oh. With the. Yes.
<Natlet> Missed the scary chicks. But saw Sting. <g>
<Tri> The--?
<minerva> Singing.
<minerva> I.
* minerva dies.
<Tri> <g>
* Tri resurrects Mellie.
<Natlet> <giggle>
* minerva revives. "STING!" **dies again**
* Tri resurrects Mellie again.
<Tri> <laughs>
* Natlet slaps minerva around a bit with a large trout
<Natlet> Stop the dying! <g>

<minerva> Julia, hold your head still.

<Tri> Chris, dude, lower your eyebrows. That expression of surprise does *not* suit you.
<Tri> Question: Does he *ever* blink?
* Natlet is scared of Chris Rock.
* minerva too.
<Tri> Whyever for?
* minerva gathers up Nat and hides in a corner.

<minerva> Is that Celine Dion?
<Natlet> Yeah
<minerva> Isn't she CANADIAN?

<Tri> Willie Nelson?
<Tri> Eeeee!
* Tri hides. Willie scares me.
<minerva> Go away, Willie. We want Clint back.
<minerva> Dude. Over half these people are obviously not singing.
<Tri> Mohammed Ali should not stand beside Sylvester Stallone.
<minerva> And Paul Simon is *tiny*!
<Tri> I swear Chris Rock never blinks.
<minerva> Who is Chris Rock staring at? Do I want to know?
<minerva> MIKE MEYERS!
<minerva> Dude. With the Canadians.
* Tri blinks furiously. I know he wasn't ogling Mike Meyers.
<minerva> No, I was.
<minerva> :p
<minerva> Oh, ick.
<Tri> Eee! Chris, stop staring at Willie. PLEASE!
<Tri> Thank you muchly.
<minerva> Dennis F. at least knows the words. <g>
<Tri> Eee. The short blonde woman who couldn't sing.
<minerva> Brad Pittt!
<Tri> So, apparently, does Brad Pitt.
<Tri> And Cuba Gooding, Jr.
<minerva> Dammit, take the camera off the old-timer!
<Tri> Ahem. Chris, stop staring at the back of Stevie Wonder's neck. And move around a little, will you? Someone'll enbalm you if you don't!