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Dear LiveJournal: Am castaway on island of dumb. Send help. Or cabana girls. Distressedly yours, Melle

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I want, in no particular necessary order:

1. A cigarette;
2. To go home;
3. A nap;
4. A relaxing fangirly evening;
5. Dinner;
6. People (present company excluded) to leave me the fuck alone.