Random entry of randomness

Grar. I, er, will not be online from home today, as I'm broke and my electricity is on a token meter which I therefore can't recharge until tomorrow (payday). Feh, I say.

Right, where are you lot getting those wee avatar thingies? I wanna plaaayyy!

Because bobbleheads weren't scary enough already. [ETA] Warning: sound![/ETA]

"Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today?"

... I've just been called "Sir". *eyes phone warily* I didn't think I'd manage to fake a deep voice that convincingly!