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Lucius: "I'm sure you can find someone. Severus would be amused if you kept notes."
Draco: "It'd be a fascinating research project."
Lucius: "It would look very well on your marks at school."
Draco: "I wonder if I could get NEWT credit for it. 'Able to make father lactate.'"
Bill: Bill choked on his tea.

Also, a happy nineteenth birthday to lee_jordan_! *twirls*

General whinging, LJ vs Greymatter, drabbleage, and wank. All in all, a full day's work.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: 119 days

Lovely start of the day, seeing a train door slam closed inches from my face, not to mention spilling scalding hot coffee all over my hand. Brilliant. And I'm tired, and my desk is a mess. Argh.

Haven't installed GreyMatter yet, as you can see, mostly because I couldn't make it chmod properly. Will have to try again tonight, with IE rather than WS_ftp. Good thing paid accounts got four days extension for the DDOS attack. Also, maybe I should make sure I'll actually be using the paid accounts for RP characters before I buy them. Photoshop, here I come!

blast from the past! Dude, the things I write when I'm sleep-depraved. And now I've that song in my head and it won't leave. Help?

Drabble time again! For Elfie, who requested Lee/Harry with "drunkedness; Harry doesn't like being the hero; rose-tinted glass".

( Heroes, 150 words. )

Okay, obviously, I have excellent timing, because the one time I actually check fandom_wank, there's a link to this, and um. If I may echo armistice for a moment: "Get out of my chicken?" Ô_o

Somebody please stab my head?

And now, from the "Whoops, hadn't thought of that" files ...

None of my LN characters really need a paid account, and I don't know if I can justify getting Ter a paid account when I'm about to switch dolosus to having the LJs as "private" journals only.

.. The main problem is that i'm feckin' tempted, because there are way, way too many pictures of Leonardo diCaprio
a) smoking;
b) looking hot;
c) brooding;
d) being a dork;
e) any and all combinations of the above.

*whimper* Must resist lure of pretty boys ...