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I really fuckung hate you, Trillian. Connect my femgeek SN to AIM! NOW!

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Friends list was getting too big again, so cut it back down to 58. I'd say something about not taking it personal, except if you're the kind of person who will, that's quite possibly exactly why I cut you.

Muahahaha

Melle: I want to write Tom Felton/Dan Radcliffe.
Melle: Because I'm a freak.
Anonymous Person: And because it would be HOT!
Anonymous Person: ::will not admit that outside this computer::

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My knee itches. this is maddening! Argh. Stupid healing bruises.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Quote from last months's Q magazine:

How do you improve on a classic? Just add bacon.

BACON! *hysterical laughter*

(Sometimes I think I take this whole "inside joke" concept too far.)

Lalalala ...

( One hundred things you didn't know about me. )

*draws doobie hearts around the Egyptian Twins*

I so very much need to be kept away from PhotoShop.

( Fun with the Gayest Picture Ever: Wallpaper and icon. )

I need help.

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I was going to make a post about how certain idiots I have to deal with because of my job make me weep for the fate of humanity. Except then I stapled my sweater to a stack of papers. Whoops.

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Why has nobody alerted me to this picture? BABY!!!!! Okay, so I have a Thing. Shut up. (Squeee! Proud big brother!!!!!)

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In other news, I would like either this fucking War!M/L drablet or The Story Formerly Known As Twilight (henceforth to be referred to as TSFKAT) to fucking cooperate with me before I start kicking things.