Eeep!

Look at this! Robbie Williams, you great big manwhore of a band slut!

Gah

Yo freak-o, you are more than someone who believes in god.

I swear. Some people. 's Enough to make me stop believing. Fucking moron.

Kwoots

Aevil thou art!
('Aevil'Steve; MSN messenger)

Kirk made Jason pick up the tab, which he did without argument.
(Karine; groupiecentral message board)

*giggles* "slash" "U2" and "religious experience" in the same sentence. I'm impressed.
(Meg; MSN messenger)

- Fred Durst or Eminem?
- KD: Fred. Fred is just hot, okay. He's like a white man's LL Cool J. He makes me think of sex. Eminem makes me want to hug him and tell him everything's going to be all right and introduce him to my therapist.
- WD: FRED. He's just... oh so hot. And he's all about the Christina shout-outs. Love it. Missus Aguilera, come and git some.
(The Shaaa-zay Cafe plays GTYH.)

Speaking of George Clooney, anyone else consider joining up after seeing Three Kings? "Major Bates! Major Bates! Major Bates!" I wanted to lick him off the screen.
(KD from

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oi

okay which one of you fuckers stole my capitals and punctuation marks