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[bubosquared]

I cannot feel my arms or legs. I am a torso with hands and feet.But my god, Ceilidhs are WICKED FUN and I'm going to learn how to do this properly so I won't step on people's toes next time.

*toddles off to bed*

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[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

*sobs* I no longer have thighs, just bags of wiggly jelly that won't support me.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You know, the pain in my calves I was expecting. The bruising on my arms, ditto. But if someone could explain to me why my hips are stiff, I'd appreciate it.

o_O