bubosquared | England-Paraguay

[13:53] Fine, so I'll just sit and talk to myself, then.0
[13:53] MY BOYS OMG! BWEEE!
[13:53] I kinda miss David Seaman.
[13:55] Bwahahaha! Half the England team so clearly don't know the lyrics to God Saves The Queen.
[13:55] Also, why do people keep puting Mickey next to the tallest buggers in the team? He's tiny enough as it is, people, no need to emphasise it!
[14:00] EEEEE kickoff AT FUCKING LAST!
[14:03] THREE MINUTES AND THEY'RE AHEAD BWEEEEEEE YAYE BECKS!
[14:07] Man, the Paraguay goalie ... kinda sucks. Six minutes and out on injury? So STUPID!
[14:09] OH STEVEN SO CLOSE!
[14:11] OKay, AGAIN with the sucky P. goalie! Free kick woo!
[14:11] Come on, Becks ...
[14:11] GAH!
[14:14] "Paul Robinson will be glad to get a touch of the ball, I would imagine." Bwahahaha!
[14:15] Is it me, or does that one blonde Paraguay player look kinda like Sawyer from Lost?
[14:18] YELLOW CARD AUGH
[14:21] Ouch, Becks! At least that one got yellow as well.
[14:21] God, I hope they're all careful not to get red, man.
[14:22] YES NO YES YES NOOOO!
[14:23] Come on come on DAMMIT!
[14:24] AUGH! Man down, MAN DOWN!
[14:25] Wait, WTF not allowing the physios on the field?
[14:29] Right, so, that Crouch fellow: Really Fucking Tall, inne?
[14:29] GO MICKEY GAH!
[14:30] DAMMIT GERRARD!
[14:30] And *another* ijury!
[14:30] Guys, you're alreay ahead, no need to go and hurt yourselves!
[14:32] What's this thing about not allowing fluids up there? It's *sweltering*! They're *English*! Let them have water before they dry out!
[14:37] Okay, the refs are starting to get on my nerves.
[14:40] "The ref seems more concerned with the players getting water [ than with actual fouls and injuries]. What is wrong with that? Somebody tell him it's hot." Like, EXACTLY!
[14:42] BEEEEECKS--Nooo!
[14:49] Aaaand that's half-time.

[15:04] SECOND HALF LET'S GOOOO!
[15:09] Becks! Owen! Yes? YES? Nooooo!
[15:12] This second half is kinda bori--who was that holding halds with the Paraguayan bloke? o_O
[15:14] NO NO NO SENDING MY BOY OFF! OTP OTP OTP!
[15:14] Woe!
[15:16] I take it back, it's not boring, I'm losin years off my life, here. STOP IT!
[15:18] AGAIN! Dammit, you guys, stop letting them keep pushing you back into your own half!
[15:21] NOT ANOTHER YELLOW CARD!
[15:31] OHYE--NO! Okay, Frankie-boy? You need to stop doing that, my heart cannae take it.
[15:39] YOU GUUUUYS STOP FALLING OVER!
[15:41] Awww, bye Joe Cole! :( I like him, dammit.
[15:44] Five. Minutes. Left. COME OOOOOON!
[15:47] FRANK LAMPARD WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING?
[15:48] Ahahaha! the Paraguyaay ... trainer? All begging the ref for something.
[15:48] WILL YOU FUCKERS STOP FALLING OVER ALREADY?
[15:51] YAaaaaay we made it! **lights cig**