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Er. *drops back onto surface of earth, briefly* Between work¹, real life², and health issues³, I've kinda been incommunicado lately, and it'll only get worse after this week, because my parents will be over and I'll be off in the Highlands somewhere, so um. Yes. Hi. I don't even have any Big Brother babble for you, that's how boring I am right now.

¹ Not so much busy as annoying, and I'm being given the runaround by high-ups, and now they're moving us back to the Other Site In The Middle Of Nowhere, and blah. At least I'll not have to switch buses anymore, but on the other hand, the bus schedule over there is way annoying. I'm seriously considering finding another job.
² Yeah, still offline from home, and also trying to make sure I'm ready for my parents to come over. Also, hanging out with yonmei.
³ Specifically, the Sugar Crash To End All Sugar Crashes. Complete with near-fainting spells and everything. And the doctor was most unhelpful, except for ruling out the possibility of diabetes. So I just have to be even more careful about eating regularily. Hrmpf.

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Walter: "Oh dear, we broke him.

Bobby: *blinkshakehead* "No no, I'm fine. Um. I think."

Jean-Paul: "Are you sure, we could check if you like."

Bobby: "No, I'm--Hm. Actually, maybe you should check. Just to make sure there's no fractures?"

(Bwahahaha. Bobby, you slut. Also, must not make stupid jokes about bones, must not make stupid jokes about bones...)

Jean-Paul & Walter: *check Bobby thoroughly*

Bobby: *checks jean-Paul toroughly, so as to make sure this returning from the dead business hasn't left any scars or anything*

Jean-Paul: "If this is the standard welcome home tratment then I'll have to die more often."

Bobby&Walter: *glare* "No more dying!"

(Okay, Bobby? You can stop humming the theme to The Bodyguard now. Jean-Paul is big and strong enough to take care of himself, you are not Kevin Costner, and he is not Witney Houston. Stop it.)

Jean-Paul: *holds up hands* "It was a joke!"

(...*dies* Also, he would kill you dead if he knew you cast him as the girl.)

Bobby: "Not a funny joke." *glare*
Walter: *grumbles*

(He's the one who went and died! And now Bobby's going into overprotective mode. Besides, he gets to ogle Bobby in a tux, he shouldn't complain.)

Jean-Paul: *grin* "Anything I can do to apologize?"

(Yes but. Hmm, point. Even if I'm not overly fond of that movie.)

Bobby: "I'm sure Walter can think of something. He's the smart one."

(I'm not overly fond of it, either, but I'm fond or recasting it. :D)

Walter: *looks thoughtful* *and evil*

(You recast EVERYTHING. :D)

Bobby: *licks them both*

(Well, yes? :D Complaints?)

Jean-Paul & Walter: *beam* "We should keep him." *pounce Bobby*

Bobby: *BEAM* *eyes Jean-Paul* "Does that mean I get to be a kept man?"

Jean-Paul: *licks him* "Yes. Walter and I will have dual ownership."

Bobby: "Woohoo! I approve of this plan."

Walter: *gropes them both* "Now we just have to figure out a cheap, easy way to ship you across state lines. How do you feel about FedEx?"

Bobby: "Uncomfortable. No, I think you'll just have to stay here from now on." *grin*

Walter: *toothy grin* "O, the hardship."

Bobby: "I know, terrible, isn't it? Maybe we should tie you up to make you stay."

Walter: *eyebrow* "Jean-Paul didn't say you were kinky. I like that in a kept man."

Bobby: "What can I say, I have hidden depths. And I'm clingy."

Walter: "Mmm, I did notice that last part."

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