bubosquared | (no subject)

At least I'm not intentionally aiming at your man-bits.

YET.

I don't think it would be wise for you to start.

elance has uses for those bits, and might get violent to protect them! ;o)

Ha! I shall satisfy her in a way no man ever could!

... And I possibly need to stop reading Bad Dyke Porn.

Well, she does make the distinction that girl!sex and boy!sex are both quite unique.

However, I don't think she's willing to give up the deep dicking just yet. ;o)

But see, I can supply the deep dicking, whereas you cannot supply the boobies!

Have you seen me? I /have/ boobies! It's half the reason she married me!

And, apparently, pasted-on-penis deep dicking is not the same as the real thing.

Not fair! (And dude, unless you need a bra or suffer excuritating pains, you do not have proper boobies.)

Never heard the expression 'anything more than a handful is a waste'? ;o) There /are/ women who have smaller boobies than I do.

Having said all that, she does keep making noises about going out and finding some cute bisexual chick to bring home.

~~If you do, can I have her when you're done?~~

*cough*

*grins*

Well, if the kinky is your thing, you could always go along to one of those fetish clubs. 'Festish' dress is so much easier for women, it's unfair.

Not so much kinky as. Well. "Open-minded"? Or maybe "desperate" is a better term. Sigh.

Although, hm, kinky dress. I do have vynil trousers and ditto top. Hm.

Well, a fetish club might not be the best place to go. While it's a good place to meet very open minded people, and maybe even engage in 'play', it's not a good place to hook up, I don't think.

Maybe some of the clubs that'll start up again post-festival might be a better bet. I know there's several run by the uni Goth and Rock society ('EDG&R') that're fun. We went to one on my birthday.

Hm, that might be a good idea. I do want to go out soon, possibly not too long after I come back from my visit home.

We should all go out, perhaps during Fresher's week - most people don't have their student cards then, so no one's bothered about a lack of ID, and there's a lot of things going on for the fresh ~~meat~~ers.

Ahahahaha! I'm going to avoid the Freshers, but hey, sounds good, I'm in!

You never know, maybe you can pick up some naïve little kid right out of high school, and show her the ways of the world. ;o>

I also realised that it's good timing for E and I to celebrate our first anniversary, which would be the week after. I'll poke around sometime and see what's on and looks good.

a) Because I know "the ways of the world"?
b) I am SO staying away from younger women.

More so than a random Fresher, I'd expect. You'll have a lot of kids who didn't feel comfortable coming out during high school, but now that they've moved to Edinburgh for uni want to try out new and, ahem, interesting things. Even as just a slashgirl, you have a larger knowledge base than kids like that.

Fair enough on staying away, though. If it's not your thing, then it's not your thing. :o)

Only /half/?

*grins, ducks, and runs*

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