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[bubosquared]

OMGDIE!

I hate people.

Comments

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

... Is that your standard reply to anything Melle says? Hm.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

It's his standard reply to anything anyone says. It's very disturbing when you're having dinner.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

Or watching B5.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but B5 is kinky! Also, then it's kind of justified, what with E and I giggling over inappropriate things, so I can't say much about that.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

True enough. Not that it stops you from throwing things at me!

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not intentionally aiming at your man-bits.

YET.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

I don't think it would be wise for you to start. elance has uses for those bits, and might get violent to protect them! ;o)

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ha! I shall satisfy her in a way no man ever could!

... And I possibly need to stop reading Bad Dyke Porn.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

Well, she does make the distinction that girl!sex and boy!sex are both quite unique.

However, I don't think she's willing to give up the deep dicking just yet. ;o)

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

But see, I can supply the deep dicking, whereas you cannot supply the boobies!

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

Have you seen me? I /have/ boobies! It's half the reason she married me!

And, apparently, pasted-on-penis deep dicking is not the same as the real thing.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Not fair! (And dude, unless you need a bra or suffer excuritating pains, you do not have proper boobies.)

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

Never heard the expression 'anything more than a handful is a waste'? ;o) There /are/ women who have smaller boobies than I do.

Having said all that, she does keep making noises about going out and finding some cute bisexual chick to bring home.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

If you do, can I have her when you're done?

*cough*

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

*grins*

Well, if the kinky is your thing, you could always go along to one of those fetish clubs. 'Festish' dress is so much easier for women, it's unfair.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[starbrow.livejournal.com]

Only /half/?

*grins, ducks, and runs*

OMG

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Please tell me he has not unmasked one of our special-sneaky warrior!beans.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

I've found that there is nothing that you can't reply to with the word 'Kinky', so I do tend to use it rather a lot.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

But why is a fish kinky? Is a piranha?

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

Well, it depends entirely on where she's shaking the fish, and what she's shaking it with, really.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

I feel there is a double meaning there that entirely escapes this poor Belgian.

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Would it help if I said that a common assumptrion is that girls taste like fish ..?

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Yes, I got that far. What I'm not sure about is if that fish is supposed to be a metaphore or if you're actually supposed to do something with it. Because then, I'm lost. o_O

Ne'er mind

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

I think my brain just burned out from all those strategics discussions.

*facepalms*

Re: Warning: Mood Swing Within

[wibbble]

I wasn't even going that way since, in my (admittedly limited) experience, girls don't taste or smell like fish.