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Am moved. Not unpacked yet, but moved. Thank fuck. Have discoverd (unless am entirely blind, which is always possible) lack of cable box. Hrm. Oh, well.

Must go set up bank account and other assorted stuff today, like a TV and DVD player and gas and DSL. And call my parents.

On a related note, some pictures of my family's visit here.

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Just remember, if he breaks, we have to buy

elance a new husband, and these things don't come cheap.

Pff, we'll just get one of those cheap, inflatable ones. If he's so lazy (as per his bio), she prolly won't notice the difference. :p

Ha! There's some things that an inflatable toy can't do. ;o>

You're quite right. I've never seen an inflatable doll work on a code to archive slash. ;p

That's very true.

Also, toys really don't quite cut it when it comes to giving my lesbian wife the deep dicking.

(And I do so hope someone gets that reference...)

Well, I hope Melle gets the reference. Otherwise, 't is a lost cause, I fear. *scratches head*

You all need to watch Chasing Amy if you visit here.

Sounds familiar, but haven't seen it...

Yeah, like make me go "Ewwhet!" :P

Oh, please. I'm married to E and you think some discussion of LOTR slash is going to break me?

Right, that's it, you're being enlightened about MsA, tinhats, and possibly (and unrelatedly) Ann McGICan'tSpellThat's theory on gayness.

It broke me, it'll break you.

OMG, I just found out about MsA and tinhats not so long ago.

Am not sure if I should laugh or kill myself. Maybe I'll just laugh myself to death.

What's that about Ann McWhatsit?

Oooh, you'll have to tell me about tinhats the next time we meet. Are those people who think Dom and Elijah and Billy send out signals to the press that they are closet-gays and have secret orgies together but can't reveal it because they wouldn't get movie contracts anymore? I heard some rumours about that on the Net a few years ago. You said something about that last time but I don't think you mentioned the word tinhat.
I told my brother that story to squick him, but he finds it very funny and likes me to repeat it to him at times.

Yup, those're the ones. Their "leader" is MsA, who is a whole ball of wrong in and of herself.

OMG. Then it's true? *laughs* Wait till I tell my brother!

I've never heard of MsA. That's not the same person as that Crystal person who's now impersonating Harry Potter, is she/he?

Er, no, and I think you've got Crystal confused with Victoria Bitter, aka Jordan Wood.

(Lotrips: More Crazies Than You Can Shake A Stick At!)

Anm McWhatsit, author of the Dragonriders of Pern books. Her theory on being gay: Once "the anus is broached", it released a certain kind of hormones also found in femme gay men. In other words, one single anal sex experience (Not necessarily with a man!) makes you gay, gay, GAY!

She scares me.

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