That name meme ...

[bubosquared]

If you call me ...

• Sofie (pronounced correctly), you're a coworker, RL friend, or family member;
• Sofie (prounounced the English way), you're going to have to be trained;
• Sof or any other abbreviation of my first name, we need to have a chat, because I hate when people abbreviate my first name;
• Sofieeeeeee, you're my brother, and the answer is no (and by "no" I mean "oh, fine," because I spoil that kid rotten);
• Melle, you know me online, or at least we met online;
• Mellie, you're a close online friend;
• Melleh!, you're Molly ("Molleh!") and possibly drunk;
• Kleine Puit (Little Frog), you're my grandmother;
• Mrs Werkers, you're looking for my late grandmother, or one of my aunts;
• Ms Werkers, you'll get away with it mostly because I'm forcing myself to accept I'm getting too old to be a "girl" anymore;
• Miss Werkers, you'll probably make my day.

Comments

[chased.livejournal.com]

kleine puit! i wanna call you that.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but that's gran's prividledge. Anyone else calls me that, they die. Or I die, of embarassement. :p

[chased.livejournal.com]

and how do you know i'm not your grandmother?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Because my grandmother doesn't "do" the internet. (Whole 'nother rant, there.)