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I have a small PSA for those of you thinking about going to see RotK. No spoilers, but I'm cutting in order to avoid skewering all your friends pages.
If you've managed to miss the fact that LotR is an epic fantasy story ...
If, after seeing the first two parts, you also somehow didn't catch on to the fact that there are deep, real friendships between men in this movie ...
If any form of boytouching makes you giggle like a five-year old and mutter things about gay Hobbits in a sneering, non-happy way ...
If you cannot seem to shut the fuck up for the three and a half hours this movie lasts ...
If pathos and epic endings make you laugh out loud ...
... do everyone a favour and
GO WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE!
Seriously. It's Tolkien. In case you missed it during the first two movies, that means it's epic and has pathos and deep, touchy friendships. If you can't deal with that, why are you watching this movie? Shut the fuck up, go away, and let me sob overmy Hobbits in peace!
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