bubosquared | (no subject)

And one for stoptocheer. Rankinstaff she wanted, and Rankinstaff she got. Sort of, anyway. Chris is Not Pleased with Sean.

characterisation issues

"Chris, will you please tell me what I did?"

"Hm?"

"You've barely spoken three words to me all day!"

"Hm-hm?"

"Talk to me, dammit!"

"You completely screwed up that scene!"

"What are you talking about?”

“Oliver. Is. Obsessed. With. Quidditch! You acted as if he couldn't care less!"

"Why do you care?"

"Because I like Oliver, and you're ruining him!"

"... All right, tell you what. You start speaking to me again, and I'll play Oliver the way you want."

"Fine."

"But you'll have to help me. Rehearse lines and stuff."

"I've got a better idea. Ever heard of fanfiction?"

And in exchange for this, I would like ... dare I say it? Marcus/Oliver. Preferably ownedbabygeeks!M/O.

ronwheezely, yours will come tomorrow, when it's not 00:50. deepsix, your M/O too. Sorry!